iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

jackanthonyfernandez:

carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicate 

Screaming

hiiifly:

Somebody @ both of them together and get this HBO boxing event popping

flute-ninjas-unite:

i-bang-bosendorfers:

into battle

I’ll be there as bassoon as I can