hungrybuttmom420:

discount shibes at discount prices

rickandmortyahundredtimes:

vine needs to stop

me: *sees dog*
me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

shipwrightkaku:

One Piece is literally about hundreds of people who will die if they fall in the water all thinking “You know what I should do? Become a pirate.” I cant believe this. thats the worst idea ever

me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*